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I'm MarieClaire. 15. Extreme blogger and short-story writer. I'm sick of being fucked over. I have boy hair and like girls. Music may possibly be one of the reasons I haven't got completely insane.

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alohisha:

i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

FIRST OF ALL: everyone reading this, no matter what you’re doing, just fucking click play. you will not regret it omg

second of all, i literally laughed until i cried. THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ON MY FACE. THAT IS HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS

Did not… expect… it to be that funny…

But it really was.

Okay, I did not expect it to be funny. I really didn’t. And then… dear god it was!

Fav line: ‘I just want to excrete this dark matter safely and quietly’

oh my fuckiNG GOD

OH MY GOD

Holy shit. 

/dead

i’m crying

there are tears on my face

MASTER COMMANDER TROLL.

 I entirely believe if I were a male, I would be precisely like this man.

Pre

cisely.

This is actually fucking hilarious

(via f0reverashlynn)

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2 weeks ago

There was a time when I wasn’t like this.

I remember this clearly, it was when I was 11. 

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3 weeks ago

I’m just so tired and it’s not the tiredness sleep can fix. Omg, I can’t do this anymore. K, bye.

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3 weeks ago

I’m so fucking fat. I want to die. Don’t look at me, I’m ugly, retarted and fat. Weird like they said to me.

(Source: wakemeupwhenmylifeends, via behindthesmileonmyface)

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3 weeks ago
iamtough:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to screw.”

iamtough:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to screw.”

(Source: alelopezg, via vansupreme)

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3 weeks ago
global-ventures:

this little girl is capable of murder

global-ventures:

this little girl is capable of murder

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3 weeks ago
trackerjackswag:

This movie made me cry. Isabelle Fuhrman is absolutely amazing.

trackerjackswag:

This movie made me cry. Isabelle Fuhrman is absolutely amazing.

(Source: thedaringdauntless)

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3 weeks ago

J.K. Rowling (via theartistwhofellinlove)

(Source: sometimes-life-is-hard, via y0uvebec0mewhatihate)

Depression isn’t just being a bit sad. It’s feeling nothing. It’s not wanting to be alive anymore.
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