i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.
honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.
holy fucking shit
I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.
FIRST OF ALL: everyone reading this, no matter what you’re doing, just fucking click play. you will not regret it omg
second of all, i literally laughed until i cried. THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ON MY FACE. THAT IS HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS
Did not… expect… it to be that funny…
But it really was.
Okay, I did not expect it to be funny. I really didn’t. And then… dear god it was!
Fav line: ‘I just want to excrete this dark matter safely and quietly’
oh my fuckiNG GOD
OH MY GOD
Holy shit.
/dead
i’m crying
there are tears on my face
MASTER COMMANDER TROLL.
I entirely believe if I were a male, I would be precisely like this man.
Pre
cisely.
This is actually fucking hilarious
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I remember this clearly, it was when I was 11.
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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to screw.”
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This movie made me cry. Isabelle Fuhrman is absolutely amazing.
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Depression isn’t just being a bit sad. It’s feeling nothing. It’s not wanting to be alive anymore.